Friday, July 08, 2005

Anniversary of civil unions' apocalypse

Five years ago this week, Vermont legalized civil unions between gays. A Massachussetts' court decision legalized gay marriage in that state a few years later. Below, I have listed all the straight couples whose marriages have been destroyed by the legalization of gay marriages and civil unions:




















Could we please have a moment of silence for all those zero heterosexual marriages ruined by the granting of (mostly) equal rights to gay couples?

5 comments:

bobo said...

Oh, easy for you to say!! As a Vermonter I have to live with this decadence every day. Why just the other day I saw two women watching their child play soccer with other kids. What an affront to traditional family values! Good god man, where is it going to end!

Anonymous said...

Yes, just throwing off evolution. No big deal.

Brian said...

Wow that's a new one, anon.

A gay man, who was never going to marry a woman in the first place, is going to mess up evolution by marrying a man instead.

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

bobo said...

Laugh now Brian, but in 250 million years Darwin is going to get some revenge.

Anonymous said...

I'm still laughing. First, I was laughing about your hilarious post! Brilliant!

Then, after reading the anonymous
"evolution" comment from "Thumper" I just had to laugh all over again. Keep up the good work, Bri!