Monday, July 09, 2007

Watch out ZZ Top!

Ok, so who put Tipper Gore in charge of British airport security?

James Hetfield, frontman of the heavy metal group Metallica, was detained at a London airport a few days ago.

Friends blame Hetfield's 'Taliban-like beard' for the incident.

Metallica has sucked for over a decade, so I suppose you can't blame British officials for putting their limited resources to protect their citizens from this menace.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Are you kidding? if anyone tried to stop ZZ Top at the airport, the brothers would chew up the airport screeners and spit them out across thr tarmac.