"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." -Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
According to Morality in Media [sic], one of the battalions in the Theocracy Brigade, the fact that Iowa Supreme Court decision to legalize gay marriage occurred on the same day as the deadly shooting spree in Binghamton was no coincidence.
According to another always reasonable conservative Ann Coulter, any problem in society, including rape and murder, can actually be traced back to single moms.
Thus... getting married causes mass murder. Not getting married causes mass murder. Getting divorced causes even more mass murder.
I think I'll remain a bachelor!
Though it did give me an idea. I know many conservatives deny the reality of climate change and its human component. But I think many of them could be persuaded if told that climate change was actually caused by gay marriage!
We already know that gays caused Hurricane Katrina. So blaming them for broader climate change isn't much of a leap.
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