Satire is impossible with reality like this

If you support a progressive agenda, then support a progressive candidate.

Launching an unprovoked aggression against a foreign country under the fake pretexts of protecting security and human rights with the real objectives of seizing the country's resources and imposing regime change on a defiant government.

According to the Bush administration, such behavior 'has no place in the 21st century.'

President Bush himself called such behavior “bullying and intimidation" and demanded the invaded country's sovereignty and territorial integrity 'be respected.' He also said that such actions damaged the invading country's credibility and international standing.

By all accounts, this was said with a straight face.

My guess is that the Bush administration uses the Ethiopian calendar.

Under that system, March 2003 was in the 20th century.