Saturday, August 30, 2008

South Ossetians party like it's 1099!

Following their liberation by the magnanimous Russian imperial armed forces, South Ossetians have chosen to celebrate their newfound 'freedom' by engaging a series of ethnic cleansing parties.

Human Rights Watch (obviously a huge fan of the Bush administration's great respect for the rule of law) has reported that its researchers have personally observed South Ossetians burning ethnic Georgian villages, 'massive looting' by Ossetian militias in Russian occupied territory, to say nothing of liberating 'Russian tanks systematically firing into the homes.'

Additionally: "Human Rights Watch researchers spoke with several members of the Ossetian militias who openly admitted that the houses were being burned by their associates, explaining that the objective was to ensure that ethnic Georgians would not have the houses to return to."

My initial reaction is to deplore this ethnic cleansing. But rest that if the Bush administration condemns these actions, I will retract my criticism and give these freedom parties my seal of approval!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Didn't Rummy say that freedom can be messy?
In fact, "freedom" in Russia's North Caucasus is going to get even messier:
http://windowoneurasia.blogspot.com/2008/09/window-on-eurasia-ingush-opposition-to.html

and

http://windowoneurasia.blogspot.com/2008/08/window-on-eurasia-moscows-recognition.html